I got binoculars and an archery target! SCORE! Still no deer! Sniff.
It is probably a rare thing that a wife puts in black and white that her husband was right. But he was. And is.
“You do know that hunting here isn’t going to be anything like hunting at The Shed? Right?”
I was certain he was mistaken. I am after all a Woodland Ninja. Deer can’t help it. They just come to me.
I’ve been hunting EVERY chance I get. I’ve seen about a gazillion squirrels. As a matter of fact, I’m probably going to have to seek therapy after seeing two squirrels doing…ahem…well…never mind.
Are there ACTUALLY deer out there or is just some guy wearing deer hoof shoes tricking me?