Best Christmas Ever!

I got binoculars and an archery target! SCORE!  Still no deer! Sniff.

 

And my tree is pretty too!

Mike was right.

It is probably a rare thing that a wife puts in black and white that her husband was right.  But he was.  And is.

“You do know that hunting here isn’t going to be anything like hunting at The Shed? Right?”

I was certain he was mistaken.  I am after all a Woodland Ninja.  Deer can’t help it.  They just come to me.

Um. Yeah. 

I’ve been hunting EVERY chance I get.  I’ve seen about a gazillion squirrels.  As a matter  of fact, I’m probably going to have to seek therapy after seeing two squirrels doing…ahem…well…never mind.

Are there ACTUALLY deer out there or is just some guy wearing deer hoof shoes tricking me?

Yep. Still scary.

Note to self:  Make sure the batteries work in your flashlight. It’s dark.  REALLY dark.

Dark is scary.

Note to self: Make sure you actually HAVE your flashlight next time you’re going to be getting out of the stand after dark.